you know what they say about the difference between men and boys

I'm kind of surprised none of my BILs has tried this.

Yet.

"We probably don't kill a lot more animals with the camo vehicles, but we sure do feel a lot better while we're doing it," Linam says. "We feel the part a whole lot more. It's like you women are with your shoes. You have to have the right shoe for the right environment, so you can feel good about what you're doing. It's the same thing about us hunters."

Dear Ellen...huh?

I just stepped downstairs to gather up the dirty dishes from the family room and Ellen was opening her show with what apparently is a continuation of something she calls "George Clooney is mine in '09."

And I have to ask, huh?

I mean the Rosie/Tom thing was possibly a little bit plausible to the world (not so much to me because I really don't see the attraction. In fact when it comes to TomKat I honestly find Katie the more appealing of the two) because at least it was staged before Rosie came out.

But Ellen has been out for ages and she just got married.

So what's her obsession w/ George?

Is she trying to land an interview?

I hear Ellen is the heir apparent for Oprah. Maybe she's hoping she can get George to jump on her sofa.

Or something.